I FELL ASLEEP ON MY HUSBAND’S SHOULDER IN THE PLANE BUT WOKE UP ON THE SHOULDER OF ANOTHER MAN. For the last 6 months, my husband, Jerry, was constantly busy with his new project. But yesterday, we finally got to go on a vacation. When he tried to say something about postponing it, I insisted it was impossible since all the tickets and hotel were booked, so we were doing this now. Moving forward to the plane. As soon as we took off, I fell asleep on Jerry’s shoulder. But the next time I opened my eyes, it was a stranger’s shoulder I was leaning on, and I was about to yell when he said: HIM: “Hush. Please, we don’t have much time. I saw you and your husband at the airport, and I thought you needed to know. When he returns to you in a few minutes, behave as usual.” ME: “Stop being mysterious. Who are you and what the hell is going on?!” HIM: “Listen carefully. I accidentally overheard his talk.”